Pet?

A fish is the same as having a dog right? ..I mean a dog has a wet nose--fish are wet. Dogs have floppy ears-fish have flappy fins. Dogs lick you all over- Fish pucker up. Dogs run to greet you at the door- fish swim crazy when you tap on the glass. Dogs get names like Spot. Fish get names like Bubbles...so really, I won't know the difference...Gold fish? Beta fish? No fish? Some fish? One fish? Two fish? red fish? Blue fish??  Oh maybe I'll just go eat a fish sandwich instead.The apartment's probably too cold to have a fish now anyway. Hmmm......